Steven Wright quotes on Car I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. By: Steven Wright Imagine for a moment, you’re on a long, winding road trip, the kind where the scenery blurs into a collage of colors and shapes as you press on the gas pedal. The hum […]
Steven Wright quotes on Car I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights so it looks like I’m the only one moving. By: Steven Wright Imagine driving down a dark road, the world around you a blur of indistinct shapes and shadows. Suddenly, you flick a switch, and the darkness is pierced by […]
Steven Wright quotes on Car I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas people behind me stop and I’m gone. By: Steven Wright Imagine for a moment you’re driving down a road late at night, the streetlights are flickering above as you cruise comfortably in your […]
